Indulge me, won’t you? Imagine for a moment that you are enormously bored (Yeah, I know it isn’t difficult and is the precise reason you visited this site in the first place). Now, imagine that quite suddenly two small pigs, about the size of dice, appear before you. Are you surprised? Perhaps even… Intrigued? I knew you would be! “Pass the Pigs, old boy!” one the delightful swine shouts out to you. Go ahead… Do it. You take up the pigs in your hands and give them a good toss. Incredibly amused now, aren’t you?
Welcome to the wonderful world that is Pass the Pigs, a charming, highly entertaining and remotely educational children’s game from Winning Moves Games. Prepare to be amazed! I never thought I could be so easily amused by a simple game… But I am! Pass the Pigs is the greatest invention in the history of everything! If you aren’t familiar with it then please, allow me to illuminate your dark, joyless world and blow your mind! Pass the Pigs is a game in which the player tosses two pig-shaped dice and obtains a score based on the combination the pigs landed in (Some combinations include, but are not limited to: the “trotter”, the “razorback” and my personal favorite, the “leaning jowler”). At the end of the game the person with the highest score (Or the first to reach 100) is the winner.
There is even a barrel of laughs enchanting and obviously true history behind the inventors of the game, Jack and Hugh Pigfellow. Apparently, the two brothers were growing tired of being tossed about and set themselves to the task of created little wooden dice in their likeness. “Whilst pork scratching a scoreboard on an old piece of fence posting, Hugh shouted “Oink, Pass the Pigs, Jack!” and so the first version was invented,” as the story goes. The Pigfellow brothers went on to become, what the story refers to as “a phenomenal success” in their homeland of Pigalonia.
The truth is Pass the Pigs is not something altogether new to me. It was given to me by my grandparents, as a while elephant gift I’m sure, although I can’t fully recall. What I do remember, however, is the obscene amount of time I and my good friend Kade Christopher wasted away playing Pass the Pigs at school (Instead of attending class, mind you). But alas… The game was lost to time. That was the end of all happiness. But this Christmas (Which I’m sure will go down in history as the greatest Christmas ever) found Pass the Pigs and joy in my hands again. Kade found the game and has given happiness a long deserved renewal.
For more information on Pass the Pigs or to order a set of your own, please visit: www.winning-moves.com
Love and Madness,
D. Bradford
p.s. – It should be noted that Jack and Hugh Pigfellow always appear in tuxedos. Therefore, anything said by them (Including “Pass the Pigs”) should be uttered with an air of snobby arrogance. Kade and I find this highly amusing.
Updated: Tuesday, 1 January 2008 1:03 AM PST
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